Merry Jebediah

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with an Amish female in the back of a buggy. If done correctly, the male receives a hand-crafted headboard and barn-raising party from the female's father following a successful Merry Jebediah.

"Brother, after volleyball at the Yoder's, I totally pulled off of 283 and Merry Jebediah'd Sarah on the way to the stables.

by Billy_Budd March 25, 2022

super jebediah

when arab girls go jihad on jewish cock

wow did you hear that super jebediah last night, it damn near woke up the whole block!

by nigger hater April 13, 2005

Big Jebediah Doinks

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)

Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!

by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021

Jared, 19

a reference to the vine that goes "waddup im jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read" by josh kennedy. if you see this in a comment, basically they are saying they wish they never read whatever was on the post, or that they wish they couldn't read.

it's posts like these that make me wish i was jared, 19

by hecking September 15, 2018

Jared Baird

a guy who says 'yeet' too much

go subscribe to Jared Baird's YouTube!

by norah hehe July 30, 2016

Jared Kleinman

The real star of Dear Evan Hansen. He eats bathbombs (lov the cronch)

"You know that guy in our school, Jared Kleinman?"
"Yea, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!"

by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018

Jared Kleinman

The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.

That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise

by magicsnowman29 July 16, 2018