The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).
Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!
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Verb.
To create or assist in the creation of something of exceptional quality, finesse, originality or ambition, i.e., to do dope shit.
Noun.
Any person, object, or abstract entity defined by or exhibiting such characteristics.
Verb.
To create or assist in the creation of something of exceptional quality, finesse, originality or ambition, i.e., to do dope shit.
Noun.
Any person, object, or abstract entity defined by or exhibiting such characteristics.
We’re gonna have to jelingu our website if we want anyone to buy our product.
Their product sucked, but their website was an absolute jelingu.
Their product sucked, but their website was an absolute jelingu.
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Let’s say you met a Drake look-a-like in the club. Even though you obviously know he’s the fake drake, you’d start jelling for fun until he catches on that you know.. or he may not catch on.
“What was you inspiration for your last album? Can I be the inspiration for the next?”
“Oh my god! Look *insert friends name*, it’s Drake! Take my picture”
“You a little shorter in person, Drakey Pooh”
“Where Nicki and them at? You pulled up without YoungMoney The Army? You fake”
“What was you inspiration for your last album? Can I be the inspiration for the next?”
“Oh my god! Look *insert friends name*, it’s Drake! Take my picture”
“You a little shorter in person, Drakey Pooh”
“Where Nicki and them at? You pulled up without YoungMoney The Army? You fake”
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