Jeeves

A fear of checking your bank account

Damn, after buying all those rounds at the bar last night I got jeeves.

by ratchet.rikki September 25, 2018

Jeeves

Man who tucks Bertie Wooster in at night

what-ho, Jeeves!

by ND April 23, 2004

Ask Jeeves

A search engine used for looking up information on the internet. Unfortunetly, Jeeves is not as good as Google, you can never get a straight answer out of this balding man that looks fairly sexy in his Halloween costume.

Little Merle: I typed in "Russian Goods and Services" and all I got were mail orded brides. Hmm, that one looks pretty decent, actually...Where is all the real information that real people need?!
Little Alvin: Try Google, it's way better!

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 7, 2004

Jeeves

Name of butler in any rich person's house.

If you name your son Jeeves, he will be doomed to a future of butlery.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 6, 2003

ask jeeves

The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.

Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?

Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?

Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...

by Cloud November 27, 2004

Jeeeeeeee

Wow mommy milkers.

"Jeeeeeeee, your mom looks nice."

by Ray_is_gay June 2, 2021

the ma heebee jeebees

the feeling u get when u notice that ur standing in front of everybody not wearing pants

sally: "i saw the grudge today, it gave me the ma heebee jeebees"

by chellooooooooooooooooo January 20, 2008