eye-jaculation

The emotional, mental, and sometimes physical orgasm that occurs when viewing a hard sensual body in their natural habitat

I hang on SoBe because of the eye-jaculation opportunities on the beach.

by BigLouie1950 December 4, 2010

janitation

Insert the following two words: JANITOR and SANITATION into a fine Swedish made blender. Puree on high. I stress the HIGH.

I spend my days being high smokin weed... hence I be employeed in the burgeoning field of JANITATION.

by Slappy McMaster September 29, 2003

Jackathon

Where you see how much you can jack off in one day before you can't get an erection anymore.

Hey Ryan wanna do a jackathon?
Me: Fuck yea, I'll be sure to stay stiff the whole time

by ItsMaybeEthernet March 27, 2015

premature e-jaculation

a message that you prematurely fired off via email or the Internet that you regret sending later

I had a premature e-jaculation when I sent an email to my boss giving him a piece of my mind.

by Boss Brian June 3, 2009

Jackilation

To Ejaculate

I wanked till i reached jackilation

by _Lush December 13, 2010

Jactation

The art of cumming pure milk

Doctor: Well, Steve, the tests came back and we can confirm that you’re just cumming pure milk, a phenomenon called jactation.

by rizzoceros June 2, 2019

e-jaculation

the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others

(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards were e-jaculating all over each other”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”

by jedipants September 28, 2003