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conversation hi-jacker

Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.

Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.
"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."
by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008
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Ass Jackers

Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.
Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.
by LMV January 2, 2009
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The act of masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties tied to your head to blind yourself.
Dude, I felt so good jackermitting yesterday.
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camel jacker

1.a person who wanks or jacks off camels, usually a racial slur towards middle eastern or Arabic decent.
2. a person who hijacks camels of middle eastern decent
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by superdddsuperddd June 15, 2010
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jaw-jacker

John is such a jaw-jacker.
by pabs December 21, 2003
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swagger jacker

A person who steals someone elses flow, lines, jokes, swagger.
- Ay bro, I just spit this whole song

- Na you didn't hova, I heard biggie say you a swagger jacker
by stillmaticc4 January 20, 2006
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tracker jacker

Genetically altered wasps that are coded to attack anyone or anything that disturbs their living. When they make that person a target, they will follow their target until they are stung. Stings from the tracker jacker are extremely painful and cause serious hallucinations. In extreme cases, it cause death. Tracker jacker venom can also be used to hijack a person's memories. The venom creates hallucinations upon the memory and the memory is then seen differently by the person. From The Hunger Games
I can't believe the Capitol used tracker jacker venom on Peeta!!

How did Katniss survive those painful tracker jacker stings?
by HungerGamesLuver November 11, 2012
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