Investigated myself 

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye

"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"

Investigated myself by Onetobeat June 12, 2015

Bit investigator 

Some one who is investigating the viability of bit coins and other crypto currency's. A person with a general interest

Maitland the Bit investigator believes Cyrpto messages may be more interesting.

Bit investigator by RMEasshole November 5, 2013

Private Investigator 

A stalker with a business license.

Suspicious man: "That private investigator is always watching me so i dont cheat"

Private Investigator by SmokeWeedEveryday123 April 8, 2019

anal investigator 

A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.

The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.

anal investigator by Le Mans tweed February 7, 2014

investiHATE 

Investigating a person for the main or sole purpose of hating on them.

I have to investiHATE this new guy that my homegirl is seeing

investiHATE by A. Neal January 24, 2008

Privates Investigator 

a.k.a Dick Devil, Penis Pirate, or Genital Gangster. Basically any one who craves the male genitalia.

Wow She is the biggest privates investigator i've ever seen

Privates Investigator by 12345498456 April 22, 2008

Investigate 

1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.

2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.

Guy comment: Hey yo girl!

Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!

Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!

Investigate by Ozzie69 October 30, 2010