Instagoop

Weird videos of colorful paint/confetti/fluids/ etc. being mixed together or played with on social media.

"Ey check out this video of a guy popping paint-filled water balloons."
"Fuck off with that instagoop shit."

by The Auspex May 3, 2023

instabook

1. Slang used by the elderly for popular photo sharing website Instagram
2. The posting of a picture on instagram

1. Whatcha doing? you instabooking?
2. that's a nice photo you should instabook that

by Greyham June 15, 2013

instagorge

A dozen or more consecutive Instagram posts from one friend that dominates your Instagram feed.

Jessica just posted an instagorge from her wedding last week.

by redneck hipster August 29, 2017

instagroom

The act of grooming one's self before an instagram photo.

Ben: Everyone ready?
Everyone: Hold up, gotta instagroom first!

by InstagrAmos January 29, 2019

Instagroomer

A pedophile, using Instagram as a means to talk with minors.

Girl 1: “I got messaged by an instagroomer last week.. He told me he’d buy me a nintendo switch if I sent him some feet pics..”
Girl 2: “Omg. That’s really creepy- OMG! You have Raymond on your island??”

by Mtimes4 June 28, 2020

Instaoops

When you stalk your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend on Instagram and accidentally like her photo and unlike it in a heartbeat. However, she sees that happening.

"My ex-boyfriend's current girlfriend had an Instaoops moment and she thought she got away with it."

by Insta_Observer May 19, 2014

instaglobal

A contest rules by 5 amazing dictators that will starve you to death once you join. Also fun for anyone who loves music.

Look! New Zealand is winning Instaglobal!

by Ilovevisionsc December 28, 2016