Hypotesnooze

Sleeping diagonally on a bed that is shorter than one's height.

A tall fellow like you won't get a comfy bed here for you size. Try to hypotesnooze

by @escobar October 30, 2021

Hypotenuse

The hypotenuse is a silleg term in which is equivalent to the Bisector x2.

Hypotenuse ÷2 = Bisector.

by TheLastLost December 24, 2021

Gay Hypotenuse

The side of a right triangle opposite the right angle. The gay hypotenuse is a freak of nature and always is 8==> in length.

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| \ <--Gay Hypotenuse
| \
|___\

by Bawlf-Man March 10, 2009

hypotenuse leg

Lifted from mathematics, a cruel(yet humerous)term for someone who walks with a cane and has legs as screwy as a willow tree.

Clear the sidewalk, here comes a hypotenuse leg!

by mecaro October 17, 2005

Hypotenate

To use another person as a ramp.

One may hypotenate by walking, biking or skiing down another person.

One may also hypotenate UP a person, depending on the situation.

“Man, I was boarding on a trick path, and right as I got to the end of the rail, hypotenated right over Peter. It was awesome. I think he was unconscious, though.”

“Mommy! This morning that kid in the wheelchair just pushed this tall kid down the steps and hypotenated right over him. Can I get a wheelchair for my birthday?”

Announcer: “FOR THIS DIRT BIKE SHOW, BIKER BOB WILL NOT JUMP OVER 100 PEOPLE, HE WILL HYPOTENATE OVER A STRING OF THEM!”

by halpwr August 26, 2011

Hypotenuse

A highly trained female professional skilled at both hypnosis and massage.

David: I am exhausted and stressed out!

Michael: Give Barbra a call. She is the best Hypotenuse in town! When you wake up after your massage, you will have no memory of any stress.

by FoamFan January 27, 2013

hypotenuse

In a three-way, the member who is the only participant of their gender is the hypotenuse. SUch a term is used because in a right triangle, the side that's across from the right angle is referred to as the hypotenuse. It is the unique side of the triangle, just as the only member of their given gender in a three-way is unique in that situation.

Person 1: "Dude, you'll never believe it. I was in a three-way last night. And I got to be the hypotenuse!"

Person 2: "Lucky. I've never even been in a three-way."

by PearlJam24 May 17, 2014