Hygiene Hiatus

A short time span where one voluntarily does NOT shower or shave. As you are NOT needing to be anywhere or meet anybody, you just let yourself go and be free!

Roger: Hey, Dave! How was your three day holiday? You did not have to go anywhere, right?

Dave: Oh, Man, it was great! I did not have to shave or shower, and all I did was watch playoff football and eat pizza! A hygiene hiatus like this was perfect!

by brooskitooski March 14, 2021

hygienist

Person who people pay £100 an hour to clean their teeth because they're too lazy to floss

I paid the hygienist £100 because I couldn't be bothered to floss

by Sartorigd November 16, 2015

spiritual hygiene

The act of maintaining a healthy spiritual affect.

I like to practice good spiritual hygiene in order to maintain my positive attitude.

by Chris Carlson January 7, 2008

hygiene impaired squeegee technicians

please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now

person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness

by todd March 26, 2004

hygiene

The main factor in how close people are willing to stand next to you in any given situation.

What is John missing that Gene has? Besides rich parents? That's right - hygiene!

by Yams February 17, 2010

3 S's of Hygiene

shit shower shave

I had to do the 3 S's of hygiene not bathing for a week straight.

by hardhitr3 July 31, 2009

hygiene death match

a competition between at least two dudes to see who can go the longest without showering, changing clothes, brushing their teeth, wiping their ass, brushing their hair, shaving, or anything else that improves their hygiene.

I'm taking on my friend in hygiene death match, so if you guys smell something the next couple of days it's me.

by Sean-Ders March 30, 2013