Humple

The way you find your clothes the morning after.

I went home with this dude, and this morning my clothes were in a humple on his floor.

by T2R4S February 18, 2011

humple

AOL Speak for huggle.

Jack humples bot
! bot has kicked jack (no AOL)

by rawr September 15, 2004

Humple Muffin

Humple Muffin is the best muffin you could ever find, its a good way to start your day. you can go buy Humple Muffins at Walmart, Drugmart, K-mart, and Circle K From my personal experience they are the best way to go if you want to start you day with a great boost of high energy.

A Humple Muffin

by megan the millionare September 26, 2011

humplefuck

A special person who’s so utterly shot out they could screw up a wet dream.

The hillbilly got so drunk he’s doing the humplefuck hillside mating call!

by Backwoods442 August 5, 2021

humpleschnopckins

tbh if you found this definition I honestly don’t know how bored you are rn

person 1:i looked up humpleschnopckins in urban dictionary

person 2: what the fuck is wrong with you

by Nagorak June 20, 2022

humplefundundlingonesing

When you are absolutely shocked, disappointed, and in despair that a woman has declined sending you explicit images of her, specifically a woman found in a Discord e-dating server.

Every since this afternoon, I’ve been humplefundundlingonesing.

by Dreemii06 October 23, 2022

humplebottom

verb. When you accidentally eat a computer that has an owner that is very rich.

The man humplebottom the computer

by Full_F_Stuff December 4, 2024