Humpstart

To wake your partner up with a sexual act.

I tried to humpstart my husband this morning, but the dog kept interrupting.

by drunkatbreakfast February 10, 2010

humpity-hump

Used to define an unknown quantity.

John: How much did that cost?
Rob: Oh, I dunno. Thirty-four dollars and humpity-hump cents.

by bumbleclot June 5, 2009

Humpster

you're an expert in humping or you're obsessed with humping

Omg Jess that guy last night was suck a humpster!

by Jonesy2515 December 31, 2015

Humpster

another word for jerk

1. He is such a humpster
2. Could Arnold be a bigger humpster?

by Engeldick Humperass May 7, 2011

humpster

someone whois so ugly that you would want to have sex wit them, then throw them back in the dumpster

That chick I nailed last night was a real humpster, shes down on 41st street.

by Hezikia Smith September 3, 2006

humpity dumpity

the act of humping someone rapidly with one leg cocked. Of course, it is only called the humpity dumpity if both parties are completely clothed and works best on the first person to pass out aka J Cross!!!

"J Cross you want a little humpity dumpity??'

by crimebosscross October 19, 2008

humpstart

to dry hump your parter until they aggree to put out. commonly used among young teenage boys on prom night. WARNING: alcohol may intensify the affects of humpstarting. use only under adult supervision.

i tried to humpstart my wife last night for 2 hours before she aggreed to let me get the buttcheese. THAT'LL LEARN HER!

by CAPPINSTABBIN October 17, 2011