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Hovag

A massive ho that will threaten you within an inch of your life if you do not share a king-sized bed with him (no gay divider allowed). He is the type of man that loves Monster energy drinks and usually consumes at least a six-pack daily.

He is the type of man that is generally very stylish and is often sought after by women, however, he has restraint and throws all of them to the streets because he is the type of man to value his homies more than any number of women.

If you are a bro and found yourself a Hovag, hold him close and do not let him go because he is a rare specimen that won't drop you for the first woman that shows any interest in him.
-Did you share a bed with Hovag?
~Yeah! He made me take down the gay divider too!
-Yikes that is definitely a Hovag.
by daguav April 19, 2022
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Marmeladenbrot mit Honig

A nice juicy bun with some jew blood and bee sperm
I really love Marmeladenbrot mit Honig
by GZUZ, ENE, SPIET November 2, 2022
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hovie

A slang term for Jehova's Witnesses.
Damn bitch, some hovies is coming down our driveway. Get the mace!
by marksupero December 11, 2008
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hovito

A fake ass Spanish word Jay-Z uses to reference himself in his lyrics. Since he dubbed himself 'Jay-Hova', he decided to add -ito at the end to make it Spanglish.
"Hola' Hovito! That's what they sayin' when I roll up wit my people."
by Johnesia July 18, 2005
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Hovious

Amazingly sexy. Usually used in reference to an incredibly good looking person.
Man, look at that Hovious!

If only I looked like that Hovious.
by JoAnnely November 15, 2009
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holigay

A holiday or mini-break partaken by gay folk usually to a destination full of other gay folk. Said destination is usually of a warmer climate requiring maximum sun lotion application and minimal apparel.
Mikey: OMG I am SO psyched about my big holigay to Barcelona with Nathan!
by Shannanana July 14, 2007
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honig

A greeting between friends, used like "hi" or "hey." Generally responded to with a repeat of "honig." Typically used in passing.

Originates from the MIT chapter of Tau Epsilon Phi where David Honig was a notoriously antisocial brother. In particular, he reacted with pronounced paranoia to hearing his name spoken. Accordingly, his name started being used as a regular greeting amoung brothers.
Alice to Bob: "honig"
Bob to Alice: "honig"
by honig May 24, 2006
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