3 definitions by marksupero

Paden

A Paden is a person who is really slow when he's snowboarding, slow getting them on, slow down the slopes.

Damn bitch, you're boarding so slow today you must be a Paden.

by marksupero March 10, 2007

Rory

A person who has been skiing for a long time (8 years) and sucks, he can't go straight, always turns, is slower than everyone else but still has more experience and just started doing the medium-difficulty runs after like 7 years.

Damn bitch, you keep this up I'm leaving, you're skiing like a Rory.

by marksupero March 10, 2007

hovie

A slang term for Jehova's Witnesses.

Damn bitch, some hovies is coming down our driveway. Get the mace!

by marksupero December 24, 2006