horsethief

not as cool as canyon lake, cause there is no lake. there are big houses, and pretty tight people. its not gated, but still relatively safe. there are lots and lots of parks. pretty much, its a chill place to be. there are usually parties there. every party i've been to, was there.

lets go to horsethief and party it up.

by loretta freemont. June 29, 2008

horserider

Euphemism for horsefucker. A horserider is often a statistics or security studies student who goes around fucking horses and one day ends up in a wheelchair cos they get kicked by a horse.

Luke used to be a horserider, he tried to have sex with a horse, but it kicked him and now he's in a wheelchair and his dick doesn't work.

by not a horserider October 6, 2008

Alabaman Horseride

Riding a sibling who has a dick bigger than 9 inches.

Me and my brother did the alabaman horseride yesterday.

by EnglishRoadmanNumber214 November 17, 2020

Texas Horseride

When you are doing a girl doggy-style and she shits so your penis is all covered in shit, then you put her down on a table and put the shit and cum all together on her tits and smear it all around. Then you perform the Rainbow Kiss. Better effect without the woman's consent.

Chris: When i had sex with Hannah she shat all over my penis and then she was on her period so I did the Texas Horseride
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill

by TerribleComedy November 2, 2021

Horshadeep

A man written by a women. The one with genuine intentions. Will make efforts to understand you, listen to you. Takes care of everyone but himself. Is a Radiohead, loves music, into philosophy and fashion. Laughs at stupid and dead jokes. Confuses olives and grapes. Fails to realise he is amazing, is a safe place and feels like home.

I would have hurt him but he is a horshadeep.

by Mumisthebest November 23, 2021

Horseriding

Horseriding is a term used to describe people who are seen sucking up to or constantly agreeing with their friend or someone of high status in an argument. basically this term is used the same way as the term, "D*ck Riding" but mainly used for more drastic cases when the Person who is Horseriding wont shut the everloving fuck up.

at this point you're not even d*ck riding, you're straight up horseriding

if being a thot makes you a d*ck rider, then you a horserider

by GrassBuster July 12, 2022

horsehip women

A women with a big butt like a horse ,but small waist.

Did you see the 2 horsehip women at the bar..1 of those is my wife for the nite..

by Bob Atto July 2, 2023