Hornswaggled

When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.

"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit"

"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"

by elky999 March 6, 2009

hornswoggle

hornswoggle to trick or cheat

that filthy bitch hornswoggled me!!

by kc October 1, 2003

Hornswoggle

One of the reasons why WWE sucks too much today. It's too fucking Kid friendly with their juvenile gimmicks like Boogeyman, Hornswoggle, and Kizarny, plus juvenile Nikolodeon phrases like JBL is Poopy. Real men say SHIT, not POOP.

WWE and Hornswoggle could go straight to hell. I hate Sports Entertainment, I love Professional wrestling. If you watch an episode of RAW or SD you probably get a half hour of actual wrestling per show, and the rest is just bullshit promos and segments. I want a little drama surrounding a wrestling show, not a little wrestling surrounding a drama show

by ROH and TNA 4 Life March 15, 2009

hornswagled

The act of purposefully getting sexual pleasure to the point of climax, and not returning the favor.

He ate my pussy, and then I fell a sleep. You hornswaggler!

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

hornswaggle

The act of warming up in pickleball.

Keaton did not get enough hornswaggling in before the game and played terribly.

Maybe hornswaggle a bit more before your next game.

by IKOB3AST June 2, 2023

Hornswaglled

Hornswaglled- The meaning behind this word is pretty much flabbergasted to a new extent, such as when you catch your bestfriend fucking your 80yr old grandpa on the sidewalk, in that exact moment you are indeed hornswaglled or rather horny at that moment

Girl- Dude did you see the video of the girl getting fucked by 80 different black dudes at once?
Boy- Yea I was absolutely hornswaglled

by Hornswaglled November 20, 2021

horndoggles

When someone looks REALLY good to you largely because you're feelin' extra-specially ornery. Similar to beer googles, but without the excuse of being drunk afterwards.

Why did Rob hook up with that fugly chick? Been a while, so he had his horndoggles on.

by chris rue May 18, 2009