Hornswoggle

1)To decieve, trick, or hoodwink. To swindle.
2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.

Hornswoggle hornswoggles WWE fans out of their time by wasting it with the stupidest crap I have ever seen.

Hornswoggle by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

hornswaggled 

absolutely flabbergasted; in shock

"deftones is so mid."
"i'm absolutely hornswaggled. jaw-dropped. in shock. flabbergasted."

hornswaggled by luxeejoy November 7, 2022

hornsnoggle 

the act of sticking your penis up your sleeping friend's nostril.

I hornsnoggled Tim after he passed out last night.

hornsnoggle by Skott S July 14, 2007

Hornswaggled 

When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.

"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit"

"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"

Hornswaggled by elky999 March 6, 2009

hornswoggle

hornswoggle to trick or cheat

that filthy bitch hornswoggled me!!

hornswoggle by kc October 1, 2003

Hornswoggle

One of the reasons why WWE sucks too much today. It's too fucking Kid friendly with their juvenile gimmicks like Boogeyman, Hornswoggle, and Kizarny, plus juvenile Nikolodeon phrases like JBL is Poopy. Real men say SHIT, not POOP.

WWE and Hornswoggle could go straight to hell. I hate Sports Entertainment, I love Professional wrestling. If you watch an episode of RAW or SD you probably get a half hour of actual wrestling per show, and the rest is just bullshit promos and segments. I want a little drama surrounding a wrestling show, not a little wrestling surrounding a drama show

Hornswoggle by ROH and TNA 4 Life March 15, 2009

hornswagled

The act of purposefully getting sexual pleasure to the point of climax, and not returning the favor.

He ate my pussy, and then I fell a sleep. You hornswaggler!

hornswagled by Anonymous July 9, 2003