Hornely

The feeling of being lonely and horny. Are you horny because you're lonely or lonely because you're horny? That's the mystery of being hornely.

That lady in the car commercial sure is pretty. I'd like to smell her hair.... god I'm hornely.

by Jimbert September 30, 2016

Horker

A species of animal found in the video game Skyrim.

Horkers resemble huge blubbery walruses with three tusks and large whiskers protruding from their faces.

"I can't believe you ate all the pizza, you are such a Horker"!
"Lisa is such a fatty. I just saw her put down three cheeseburgers like a Horker".

by KarmaKastaway August 1, 2012

Hormelito

A burrito made with Hormel chilli instead of beans.

Sorry buddy...no beans. Want a Hormelito?

by Breaston June 24, 2009

hormental

The combination of a hormone imbalance and a mental disorder. Most often diagnosed in women.

Lisa's constant ranting and raving is most likely a result of her being hormental.

Her memory loss could be caused by the disorder known as hormentalness.

People cutting in line at your favorite fast food restaurant could cause you to become hormental.

by The Drapinator November 18, 2011

hormel chili

It's just canned chili. Nothing special. Why you lookin up chili on Urban Dictionary you weirdo?

Cook me up a can of some Hormel Chili, dude.

by Wbunk November 18, 2018

Three-Horned Rhinoceros

Obviously, this is when 3 men engage in sex with no woman or additional parties.

Hey Steve, you comin' 'round tonight? Me and Jim are trying to set up a Three-Horned Rhinoceros....just need one more!

by BrightonWatch May 14, 2014

Tom Horned

When you eat a girl out and don't get a blowjob or sex after.

Bro I can't believe you ate her out for 30 minutes without getting a bj after! You got Tom Horned so fucking hard!

by Joel Pascuzzi April 8, 2015