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something you do on your freetime

examples:

sports

drugs

labbing(crystal meth)

shooting (school)

running

nothing

eating

working out

playing with friends

gaming

rubiks cube

coke(aine)

sleeping

tiktok (you don't have a life)

playing vr (no life)

watching how to basic (you are very wierd)

watching movies

kerbal space program (NEEERRRRD!!)

urban dictionary (no life)
person1:what is your hobby

person2: yes
hobby by poopmaster694201337 April 25, 2022
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Things like crochet, knitting, crafting, collecting, learning, cooking and much more are known as hobby's. people do these things for comfort or passing time.
I Love knitting sweaters for my grandchildren, it's my hobby.
Hobby by -XXBUTTERFLIESXX- February 27, 2024

Hobby-Lobbying 

To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."

Hobby Lobby 

An entry area (Lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of DIY Kink supplies before heading into the "Hobby" area with a partner to get Freaky.

Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:

• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions
Let's meet in the Hobby Lobby on Friday. I'll pick up a gross of "Charm Me Antique Sterling Nail Cross Charms", and violate you six ways from Sunday before I scrape your uterus of our Hellspawn.
Hobby Lobby by CapnMarrrrk July 2, 2014

Hobby Whore 

A BDSM fetish in which the female participates in sexual activities in exchange for money, gifts or favors. Different than an escort as the money/gifts may not be needed for day to day survival but rather the excitement and taboo of pay for play.
Paul's wife loved being a hobby whore even tho they didnt need the money.
Hobby Whore by The Dom 916 June 25, 2019

hobby lobby 

A gathering where participants partake in the most extreme sexual kinks.
I got out of that swingers party before it turned into a hobby lobby, scat and needle play just isn't my thing.
hobby lobby by rem-death June 30, 2014

hobby homo 

A man who is not gay per see and is apparently heterosexual for all intents and purposes but occassionally enjoys sex with other men.
Sam is a hobby homo. He likes pussy but says that gay guys give much better head.
hobby homo by james savik February 1, 2008