Hobbitting

Staying in a room with the lights off, curtains/blinds closed as to minimise light during the day. The room must be warm. Watch films while cwtching under a duvet eating junk food.

-'Have you been hobbitting all day?'
'Hell yeah! I had no lectures today!'

by Tobyj_197 February 17, 2009

hobbiter

The hobbiter is shorter then a hobbit, takes shots with soap, and cannot spell after a piña colada

“I just ate Malibu” says the hobbit
“I just ate soap” replies the hobbiter

by Jdawggg17 August 18, 2018

hobbit

A penis especially when in a flaccid state.

You got that 'one ring' dangling from your little hobbit ?? !

by Tramp120 November 8, 2009

Hobbit

Another way of saying Hoe

Kayne West fioncee is a hobbit named Kim Kardashian

by xXx_MLGNOSCOPERMLG_xXx September 9, 2014

a hobbit

what you call someone with very curly, even nappy hair, who is very short and moderatly stocky. Very demeaning and hurtful term.

Hey Eric and Nathan, you guys are hobbits

by phi December 5, 2004

hobbit

A race in J. R. R Tolkien's imaginary universe of Middle Earth. Hobbits are a peaceful race of midgets with hairy feet, and near-universal ineptitude. They are good at things that do not matter such as drinking, smoking pot, and fantasy songs, but are clueless about any form of combat (they dont even know how to ride horses!).

A: He's a fucking pussy!
B: No, worse... I'd say he's a hobbit.

by marquisdesade January 13, 2008

hobbit

an unknown person who stays in your home for extended periods of time and doesn't respond to hints that they should leave.

"dude the hobbit is sleeping in my bed and know I have to sleep on the coach," "damn the hobbit is back I thought it was finally over," "I think the hobbit came onto me and it is getting awkward."

by MAJQ September 18, 2008