Definitions by marquisdesade

hobbit 

A race in J. R. R Tolkien's imaginary universe of Middle Earth. Hobbits are a peaceful race of midgets with hairy feet, and near-universal ineptitude. They are good at things that do not matter such as drinking, smoking pot, and fantasy songs, but are clueless about any form of combat (they dont even know how to ride horses!).

A: He's a fucking pussy!
B: No, worse... I'd say he's a hobbit.

hobbit by marquisdesade January 13, 2008