A heartgasm is the result of a heart attack at the moment of orgasm. Generally experienced by the elderly, the chances of this occurring are highly unlikely. Bad heartburn may be mistaken for it on occasion.
Tom: Oh, yes, yes, i'm almost-Ahhhhhh! *Death*
Rebecca: Oh my word, what's wrong?!
Tom: *Rejoins the living* Heartgasm *death*
Rebecca: Nooooo!
Rebecca: Oh my word, what's wrong?!
Tom: *Rejoins the living* Heartgasm *death*
Rebecca: Nooooo!
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dude1: hey, wanna come to the party?
dude2: nah, i playing call of duty 4 at the moment.
dude1: seriously dude! you are playing your games all the time, FINE!, freaking hardgamer...
dude2: nah, i playing call of duty 4 at the moment.
dude1: seriously dude! you are playing your games all the time, FINE!, freaking hardgamer...
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