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hoardgasm 

An eruption or pleasant physical spasm achieved by either adding to an already egregious amount of clutter or by discovering a long-lost item in hoarded materials.
He had an enormous hoardgasm when he found the torn remains of an old Charlie's Angels board game piece in his heap.
hoardgasm by Hoardtastique December 5, 2012
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heartgasms 

This means to have an orgasm from the heart, not sexually but the same amount of pleasure as an orgasm.
Josh: you give me heartgasms
you: no way!
Josh: yes you make my heart nut
heartgasms by virxtuaI May 8, 2021
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Headgasm 

An orgasm for your head delivered by a "Headgasm" scalp massager. Only the best feeling in the world. Comparable to the feeling of a cold shiver down your spine, but on the top of your head.
That thing is like an orgasm, for your head! Headgasm!
Headgasm by joell86 September 1, 2010

Hourgasm 

The feeling you get when awakening in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to go before the alarm clock goes off.
Hector gets up in the middle of the night to piss. He looks at the clock, realizing it's only 1AM. With 6 hours to go before the alarm clock goes off, he has a huge hourgasm.
Hourgasm by HQR November 8, 2010

harmgasm 

1. A virgin orgasm
2. a painful or violating orgasm often associated with an orgasm while having anal sex.
1. man: well how was your first time sweety?
Woman: it was good a painful experience, but at least I had a harmgasm.

2. man 1: So I heard you nailed that chick in the butt last night.
man 2: oh yeah I gave that girl a harmgasm too!
harmgasm by am0z August 9, 2008

Heartgasm 

That queasy,tingly, excited feeling In your heart/chest area when you like or love some one. Sorta like heart ache but a good feeling.
Guy1: so how's the girl?
Guy2: o gosh, she's givin me a heartgasm thinking bout her everynite!
Heartgasm by Toourban4Urban March 29, 2010

Headgasm 

When your head gets all tingly, an orgasm of the head.
Dude I totaly just had a headgasm after that head massage my girlfriend gave me.
Headgasm by Facehole19843422 May 5, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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