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hoardgasm

An eruption or pleasant physical spasm achieved by either adding to an already egregious amount of clutter or by discovering a long-lost item in hoarded materials.
He had an enormous hoardgasm when he found the torn remains of an old Charlie's Angels board game piece in his heap.
by Hoardtastique December 5, 2012
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heartgasms

This means to have an orgasm from the heart, not sexually but the same amount of pleasure as an orgasm.
Josh: you give me heartgasms
you: no way!
Josh: yes you make my heart nut
by virxtuaI May 8, 2021
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Headgasm

An orgasm for your head delivered by a "Headgasm" scalp massager. Only the best feeling in the world. Comparable to the feeling of a cold shiver down your spine, but on the top of your head.
That thing is like an orgasm, for your head! Headgasm!
by joell86 September 1, 2010
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Hourgasm

The feeling you get when awakening in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to go before the alarm clock goes off.
Hector gets up in the middle of the night to piss. He looks at the clock, realizing it's only 1AM. With 6 hours to go before the alarm clock goes off, he has a huge hourgasm.
by HQR November 8, 2010
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harmgasm

1. A virgin orgasm
2. a painful or violating orgasm often associated with an orgasm while having anal sex.
1. man: well how was your first time sweety?
Woman: it was good a painful experience, but at least I had a harmgasm.

2. man 1: So I heard you nailed that chick in the butt last night.
man 2: oh yeah I gave that girl a harmgasm too!
by am0z August 9, 2008
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Heartgasm

That queasy,tingly, excited feeling In your heart/chest area when you like or love some one. Sorta like heart ache but a good feeling.
Guy1: so how's the girl?
Guy2: o gosh, she's givin me a heartgasm thinking bout her everynite!
by Toourban4Urban March 29, 2010
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Headgasm

When your head gets all tingly, an orgasm of the head.
Dude I totaly just had a headgasm after that head massage my girlfriend gave me.
by Facehole19843422 May 5, 2009
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