hipsterexic

adj. someone who cultivates his hipster persona in part by maintaining a low body weight, usually achieved with an extremely low proportion of muscle to bone and accompanied by pallor and the appearance of malnourishment and sickliness. rarely used to describe women.

Nick has gone completely hipsterexic!

If it weren't for that huge bowling bag, he'd be invisible when viewed from the side!

by indalomena August 4, 2006

hipstermatic

Someone that suddenly goes from a Ipod/mp3 player to a portable cassette player (suddenly goes from modern to vintage in less than a day) or from a computer/tablet to a typewriter

Winston: Ey Eliott, were's the CD player ?cant find it.
Eliott:Oh the CD player huh? Um i gave it away and start using a record player.

Winston:What!? Why!?
Eliott:I needed something different, something cool , something old school.
Winston: Wow a Hipstermatic.

by datsunboyy February 28, 2015

hipsterantes

noun. Hipsters who take to their phones to snap photos of their neighbors and other people doing something they don't like or illegal and post the photos to a social networking site, like Facebook, to publically shame them.

The hipsterantes were at it again and posted photos of the man's lawn being too high.

by Walter 'Bearstradamus' Brzeski July 23, 2015

Hipsterstandable

Something a hipster says when they understand something totally hipster.

Miles :"Pearl I needed a new pair of Toms because I spilled my Vegan Squash soup on them."

Pearl:"That's hipsterstandable."

by Charlotti November 27, 2012

hipsterita

/ˈhipstərˈrētə/

Noun

1. A female hipster.

"That hipsterita over there claims she was into Urban Dictionary before it was cool."

by Drew182 June 18, 2014

Hipsterel

A person that acts like a hippie/mellow person, gangster, and a rebel all in one.

Wow, that girls actions make her seem like a hipsterel

by wtf,whocares January 30, 2009

Hipsterant

A urban dining establishment where drinks are overpriced, the food organic, and the waiters wear tight pants and have beards. People sporting Adidas polyester gym clothes (matching tops and bottoms) are only allowed in the restaurant if they are working as dishwashers.
Life expectancy of a typical hipsterant varies between three months and a year depending on location.

Flavio came back from the Biennale with an award for best short documentary. The afterparty was at a new hipsterant in south Brooklyn

by Amagerikaner December 5, 2014