hazelnutsicle

when your nut gets frozen (shrinked version) in other words, a very cold nutsack that others can bite (much like a fudgicle)

The other day, Chris N. was standing on Kellys bed, and it was a very cold night, so he opened the window. The next morning, Scott found him lying naked in his bed but at least he got to enjoy a hazelnutsicle.

by the hobbits nut October 8, 2008

hazelnut

something very obvious.

1+1=2 is a hazelnut you bastard

by crunk m June 7, 2005

Hazelnut

A nut in which many people are allergic to and may possible die from. Also a person typically someone that is brown in color (since hazel is a shade of brown), that is short typically the shortest person in the room, that is also very outgoing and probably one of the greatest of friends a person could ever have.

Martin: Is that an Apple Pie!
Haider: No it is a hazelnut pie.
Martin: Oh looks like I can't eat that then.

by Mario Mikhailovich March 16, 2020

Hazelnuting

When you pull someones ear hard as a joke

Imogen was being annoying so I hazelnuted her
Hazelnuting is not painful so suck it up

by Imnotatoad April 11, 2021

Hazelnut

Ejaculating on a senior citizen's face.

Todd: "What happened after you left the wedding?"
Eric: "I took Derek's great aunt back to her hotel and..."
Todd: "And what?"
Eric: "Hazelnut."

by WemerVshon December 14, 2008

Hazelnut Surprise

The act of masturbating into a jar of Nutella and then closing it and waiting for an unsuspecting victim.

Jan just wanted some Nutella for her toast. Instead, she got a classic hazelnut surprise from Jim.

by #daddy2013 September 9, 2013

Hazelnut

When someone receives oral whilst on the toilet. Subsequently, they cum when they release their shit. Therefore causing a Hazelnut.

"Last night I had a hazelnut and it felt so good!"

by BR-Boy77 November 25, 2020