3 definitions by Mario Mikhailovich
A nut in which many people are allergic to and may possible die from. Also a person typically someone that is brown in color (since hazel is a shade of brown), that is short typically the shortest person in the room, that is also very outgoing and probably one of the greatest of friends a person could ever have.
Martin: Is that an Apple Pie!
Haider: No it is a hazelnut pie.
Martin: Oh looks like I can't eat that then.
Haider: No it is a hazelnut pie.
Martin: Oh looks like I can't eat that then.
by Mario Mikhailovich March 16, 2020
Stands for Fuck Female's February. It is the next step after Destroy Dick December (DDD) and No Nut November (NNN). FFF is a time where you have sex with at least 2 girls a week. And during the week of Valentine's day 3. All of this of course with full Consent between both parties.
Jandro: Zelda have you heard of FFF?
Zelda: yes. 21 guys have already asked me out.
Jandro: Mmmmk
Zelda: No I have a boyfriend!
Zelda: yes. 21 guys have already asked me out.
Jandro: Mmmmk
Zelda: No I have a boyfriend!
by Mario Mikhailovich December 3, 2018
by Mario Mikhailovich April 11, 2017