Rooftop Haskell

Manual sex (i.e. a handjob) in an occluded location eg a car, in the woods, or on a rooftop.

"Bunny and I fucked off to the alley for a Rooftop Haskell."

by tchatterly July 28, 2018

Colleen Haskell

By far, the hottest Survivor contestant, EVER

Dude, that Colleen is da Bomb.

by Jeff May 15, 2004

Neil Haskell

A handsome, talented, witty, HOT dancer who appeared on season 3 of So You Think You Can Dance and came in third place. Also made an appearence on season 7

(Neil Haskell and Sabra Johnson's Top 6 Jazz Routine)

by Artemis Rodni Franch June 14, 2010

Dr. David Haskell

A biologist who wrote The Forest Unseen, a fantastic book about how Haskell stared at a spot in the forest in Tennessee everyday for a year. He discusses ferns, moss, trees, small animals, and even takes his clothes off for 5 minutes in the middle of winter.
Haskell also wrote The Songs of Trees.
Haskell received his Ph.D. in evolutionary biology at Cornell.

"who turned grass into a book?"

"ohh yah Dr. David Haskell"

teacher: So what Dr. David Haskell says about ferns here is very interesting. He says...
Students: *fall asleep*

"Why is that guy staring at the ground in the middle of January with no clothes on?"
"Oh, that's just Dr. David Haskell. He does that sometimes."

by Bernardo March 17, 2019

Eddie Haskell

When u wipe your ass with your hand and slap some one on there forehead

Yea dude i just Eddie Haskelled Adrianna

by FLASH NASTY September 10, 2009

sarah haskell

A very beautiful woman. Too beautiful for words. Shes absolutely stunning and perfect in every way. Her beauty will never be matched. Everything about her is beautiful. She has too many great features to name all at once, but her tummy is one of the cutest things in the world. At the same time, her hair is just gorgeous. Also, she has a cutest nose in the world. There are too many features to name. Shes very strong and independent. She will always have you smiling and keep you laughing. Shes just so silly. I don't know anyone that I care about more than her. Shes truly an original. I would fight for her. I would die for her. Shes my heart, my soul, my existence. Shes my everything. Shes me best friend in the entire world and I wouldn't rather anyone else to take her place. Shes the sweetest girl with a voice that could end a war with just one sentence. I tell her everything. Either good news or bad news, shes always there to support me. Shes knows everything about me and I know everything about her. All I want to do is make her happy. Even the image of her sad breaks my heart. Shes not the type of girl that you just pick up at a bar and bring home. She'll enchant you in every way possible. She'll leave imprints on your heart that will never go away. We've had too many wonderful memories to count. I never stop thinking about her. I love her. I love everything about her. Ive never been happier. There will never be another girl like her, trust me. Shes perfect.

sarah haskell

has been awesome to day

by #god May 2, 2018

jack haskell

A man typically on the wider side, however for what he lacks in size he makes up for in SIZE.

Look at that Jack Haskell over there

by Bald Martin 987585 May 2, 2024