Steven Hartley

A douche bag that lives in Portland, Oregon, who cares about no one's feelings except his own. He'll play with your emotions and make you fall in love with him and then leave you to drown in your own misery. When you first meet him he's sweet and charming and very attractive. After he dumps you for no reason, he's a jerk, asshole, and complete dick. Don't fall for him, you'll only end up getting hurt.

1: Steven Hartley is such a douche, did you hear what he did to ****?
2: Omg, did you hear that Steven Hartley wets his bed?
3: Falling for Steven Hartley is the biggest mistake of your life.

by Karma's Gonna Get You September 25, 2011

Hartland

24.

24 is Hartland's 69.

by hartlandman October 22, 2012

Harlene

Someone who's hopelessly romantic to her friend. She watches as her friend starts to fall in love with someone else and continues to feel heartbroken forever but have to keep a smile on for them.

W: What happened to her?
M: Seems like a bad case of Harlene.

by delikadobirb June 19, 2022

hartled

To be one-upped.

I mentioned that I had been working on my breaststroke, and Josh hartled me and told me that he is the best swimmer he knows.

by fattymattyPBP May 8, 2010

hal hartley

One of the greatest american filmakers of the 1990's.

The Unbelievable Truth
Trust
Surving Desire
Simple Men
Amateur
Flirt
Henry Fool

by rowboat July 8, 2005

hartley'd

when a person believes in something, such as a term like "what the blood", which is a scam, fraud, or something fake is when a person is considered to have been hartley'd.

DUDE! You just got hartley'd by that car salesman.

Oh man don't say what the blood! You've been hartley'd into thinking it's cool!

by anonymous123456765432143874387 November 22, 2011

jr hartley

and bloke who wrote a book called 'fly fishing' who finally found a copy via yellow pages.

"yes, i'm looking for a book called 'fly fishing' by jr hartley.
oh you do have a copy?
yes its jr hartley!"

by dinkle 78 August 4, 2003