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Hankypanky

Sexual thoughts or actions, especially those involving necrophiliism, pink fluffy handcuffs, or any sort of playtime done prior to marriage. EXCEPTION: when Jesus says it's ok or when the hankypanky is used for the betterment of those around you.
Jack's use of the "vortex" caused her to moan so loud that not even doing it in the RV could hide the fact that the hankypanky was about to get good.
by GreekFreak6969 August 14, 2022
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Hangjack

The act of hanging oneself whilst masterbating to enhance the experience. Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation.

Must be done with a spotter. (Preferably a man)
Everybody knows you need a spotter when you hangjack!

That hangjacker is so sad, he probably doesn't have a spotter.

Came home to find my son dead because he didn't have a spotter while hangjacking...
by Joenoff November 13, 2023
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Hankypanky

Hankypanky is the act of causing a distraction in the environment to induce a situation where a person may conduct self-pleasurment.
Bryan pulled a hankypanky to make Ludwig go away so that he could masturbate in peace”
by Mikael the word-man November 16, 2023
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hangjacking

The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. When one chokes (hangs) themselves while masterbating to achieve a stronger orgasm. Hangjacking is best done with a spotter.
Dude was hangjacking in a dog costume and accidentally hung himself... He should've had a spotter...
by Joenoff March 3, 2024
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Black Hackysack

When a girl kicks you until your balls become black, resembaling a black hackysack.
Person 1: My girl gave me a black hackysack last night, i still cant sit down

Person 2: Damn that's crazy.
by TheBlackDemon December 13, 2016
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What The Hackysack

A phrase meaning What the heck but more aggressive.
Miranda: I slept with your father
Nick: What the hackysack, How could you.
by Nigglywiggly0630 May 25, 2020
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