hand

your penis's best friend
an alternitave vagina

Brent-"hey, how was your exam"
Me-"brutal, i stuck my hand in my pants and started itching my penis, and the teacher saw and took my test away"
Brent-"that sucks"
Me-"well, atleast i came!"

by greasy butthole porn March 14, 2011

Hand in hand

Committed to your soulmate, no matter what, United, showing of strength, 2 as one. To have true love.

Sarah and Justin are the definition of true love, they walk this earth hand in hand.

by Lucky man January 23, 2020

hand in hand

Two things being tied

I have three favorites they all go hand in hand.

by Pamella March 11, 2008

hand-to-hand

A physical exchange of drugs for money or the crime associated with this act.

Van $tylez: What did you get locked up for back then?
AZ: Uhhhh, hand-to-hand.

by funk_soul_bubby July 8, 2012

hand to hand

a type of fighting or combat without weapons. The term does not preclude use of other body parts, like legs, knees, and elbows. It also doesn't require that the entire fight be stand-up combat or exclusive of ground combat, like grappling and wrestling.

Those two drunk fuckers got into some mean hand to hand combat back outside the bar.

by TheUrbanatorist2011 October 6, 2011

a handful

When someone is hard to handle

Gregg is such a handful

by crawling fungus March 12, 2017

no hands

performing an activity without the use of the hands

Why does Rover keep licking himself?
Because he has no hands.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008