Hairtork 

(hair·tork) -ed, -er, -ing v, n. 1. The act of grabbing a girl firmly by the ponytail, and firmly at the base of the jaw; snapping the jaw down with enough force to unhinge it, and ramming your penis into the mouth. Especially common after the act of 'skullfucking'. (see reference)

"Whoa bro, nice! You hairtorked the shit out of her!"

Hairtork by ManGravyInjection August 17, 2011

hanrat 

A thicc principle of which has a sexual attraction towards corpses and dank memes. His facial expressions gets everyone hard and is the biggest meme in excistence. Hanrat is the abbreviation of hanratty and is usually called out in a sexual sound or moaning.

Jon:" hey guys just came back form miss youngs office !"
Ma char : "oh hanrat!"

hanrat by Zac savage April 18, 2018

hairapist 

one who cuts hair for a living, and after many years of hearing it all, and providing advice, receives an honorary PHD in therapy.

Forget cosmetology, a cosmetologist, or barber......... a hairapist describes anyone who cuts hair and has heard it all, but also gives advice.

hairapist by Iam8thWonder November 24, 2009

Hairajuana 

When you drop your weed on the floor and it's so sticky that it picks up any hair (pet hair, human hair, etc.) it came into contact with.

Damn, I just dropped that bud on the floor and it's got all kinds of hair on it now - hairajuana

Hairajuana by favro72 April 26, 2010

hairnt

A transcendental greeting, typically used in a whimsical way to someone you know well.

"Hairnt!"

hairnt by hoosier farmer March 31, 2009

hairstrosity 

A hideous haircut. A really bad style; ugly beyond any hope of redemption, like a mullet.

Yvonne:"Yo, did you see that hairstrosity on Falala's head?"

Mertle:"Oh yuh, I can't believe she paid to have that done."

hairstrosity by Humor Smith February 23, 2009

liliths.gray.hairstrands

my favorite mutual who responds really fast and is nice :))))

liliths.gray.hairstrands Is dumping for fictional characters again... sigh..

liliths.gray.hairstrands by Olive0815 July 28, 2021