hagar

Completely, unapologetically awesome, but with a hint of the absurd.

"Jeff's new surfboard is totally hagar."

"I saw this Garfield piggybank at the flea market. It was pretty hagar, but not worth six bucks."

"That clown you hired for Kelly's birthday party was absolutely hagar, dude."

by Jaina August 12, 2008

Hagar

A sexy jewish girl that could kick your ass at the drop of a hat.

Hagar is such a BAMF

by Just some loser November 22, 2011

hagara

It means, wild, free and don't care about nothing.

"*snorts* *runs for ball* *snot blows in the wind* I don't care I'm hagara!

by lelyayarg January 11, 2014

Van Hagar

A rather negative term used to describe the period of time in which Sammy Hagar dominated as the lead singer of Van Halen. This period of time spans from their album "5150" to present day Van Halen. Hagar took over the lead singer's role when David Fucking Lee Roth walked out on the rest of the band shortly after "1984". Although the Hagar albums are quite different from the Roth ones, they still kick major ass. Van Halen's next album should release early this summer. Hagar owns you all.

Van Halen or Van Hagar, they own either way.

by EVH February 17, 2005

Dirty Hagar

When you're raw dogging overweight women and spreading the clap.

Man i got so drunk last night i did a "dirty hagar" and had to escape this morning from that fat chicks house

by pieceof_mind May 30, 2019

Hagar'd

When someone leaves their facebook or myspace account logged-in and another person posts a photo or video of Sammy Hagar in attempts to make that person look like a complete tool. Good for use in an office environment when lewd photos are not permitted.

"I forgot to log out of Facebook and I totally got Hagar'd!"

by Seattle Lucky Devil December 2, 2010

Hagar

Something, someone, or an action that is REALLY cute :D

Dude, did you see Blaine and Carly today? They're totally the most hagar people I've EVER seen.

by peanutbutterchairs June 7, 2011