hairnets

hairnets are people, who have that greasy slicked back hair or stringy slimed down hair. often found wearing hairnets.

"Alex is such a hairnet!"

by rottenriot December 29, 2003

Alaskan Hairnet

When the person you just penetrated is in an unconscious state you grab the condom you were just using and squeeze out the jizz that remained, and then mess around with their hair so when they wake up theres dried out cum all over their head and it looks like a hairnet. (Works best on brunettes)

AHhhhh dude......ive never pulled off such a bewildering alaskan Hairnet.....it was glorious.

by Elperuvianstallion August 23, 2011

hairnet

The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trapped by an entangled mass of pubic hair.

Man, that water was so cold I had some painful hairnet action.

by Hugh Jass Ho October 13, 2005

Haerin Jeong

The most amazing girl in the planet. She is a student of the Republic of Korea. She is has fantastic outlook, also smart, cute, beautiful, kind, and perfect.

“Hey, who is that perfect, cute, amazing, beautiful, fantastic girl! “

-She is Haerin Jeong.

by ㅈㅎㄹ November 26, 2021

Haerinify

" Haerinify " means that the thing or someone is about to turn into Haerin from NewJeans (commonly Haerin's powerpuff girl)

" I'ma draw you haerinifed "
" no pls don't haerinify me :( "

by maewits_sande September 23, 2023

Haein

Haein the girl I'm tryna Holla at, saranghae

Me: "what's uppp thooo"
Haein: "shut upppp"

by Ayyyyflyout July 8, 2019

hairny

Horny + Hairy = Hairny

Bryn was very hairny because Alex had sex with his sister.

by GuyThatMadeTheWordHairny August 11, 2021