Haberdasher

1. An insecure woman who usually rejects or ignores societal norms and men.
2. A straight, single, celibate woman that travels with a large shoulder bag.
3. Most comfortable in a white t-shirt and jeans, preferable shoeless.

Michelle: "That haberdasher sure knows how to rock tennis shoes, a hoodie and a hat."

Jack: "The heartbroken haberdasher was hit in the heart and head by a heartless hipster."

Sierra: "Let's get sushi, it's what all the cool haberdashers are doing these days.'' "I want more ginger!"

Erik: "I wish I could be a hip haberdasher, too. Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

by Pennywinkle8 March 25, 2013

Mexican Haberdasher

1)When a person has terrible clothing or a bad sence of style.

2)A person who sells cheap articals of clothing.

3)A dirty mexican

"did you see that Mexican Haberdasher back there?"

"yes his clothers where queit bad and he was all dirty and smelly"

by ldihg October 5, 2009

haberdasher

One who engages in haberdashing.

Look at that haberdasher haberdash.

by Murphy February 14, 2005

Haberdasher

When performing sex doggy-style, you use your partners back as a table for your beverage or food items.

Honey, do you mind if we go haberdasher, I need to finish these chicken wings.

by ButtBartender January 9, 2011

Harberdashery

Just another way of saying bullshit without swearing.

I will not standby and hear this Harberdashery

by Waltcon August 7, 2004

haberdasher

A well-dressed androgynous woman.

Both Elly Jackson and Ellen Degeneres are quite the haberdashers.

by juropel November 30, 2010

haberdassery

Acts committed by an ass hat.

Man, you won't believe the haberdassery I ran into this morning! I think my ass hat roommate gave me mono.

by brixton April 8, 2010