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The_Guyver

Stingy, arrogant, showing over-bearing self worth.
by Brad January 6, 2005
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Guvernator

Arnold Schwarznegger.

A combo of his acting role as "The Terminator" and his present role as Governor of California.

May have been an affectionate way of referring to his superstar status as both a bodybuilder and a machismo actor - and also an elected politician.
"The Guvernator has made reference to his line in the movie, 'I'll be back!' "
by Candycasa January 30, 2010
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guvermint

The guvermint is coming...The guvernmint is coming...
by Female Unabomber April 26, 2011
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guyzer

a term used to describe your most chilling of all your boys. Your "guyzer" is only used to describe a select few of your friends that you truely trust, appreciate, back, and want to associate youself with.
"I said yooo guyzer, what are you saying tonight? You wanna chill down at the spot?"

"How are you guyzer, your looking good today ;)"
by Katzilla January 18, 2006
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Guyger Counter

Similar to gaydar, this is the sixth sense many men possess which helps them to determine exactly how crazioactive a woman is.
Two guys at a bar:

Guy One: Ok dude, let's see what we've got going on tonight

Guy Two: Alright man, let me turn on the Guyger Counter

Guy One: What about the redhead?

Guy Two: No-go, still broken up over her last boyfriend

Guy One: The blonde?

Guy Two: Severely insecure because she's been a bridesmaid in 6 weddings, is nearing 30, and hasn't been in a steady relationship since she was 19

Guy One: Short skirt?

Guy Two: Jealousy issues.

Guy One: Ok, what about Glasses over there.

Guy Two: Hmm...I don't know. I'm getting a low reading, possibly within safe parameters. She's probably not too crazioactive. I say go for it.
by McGuyger January 8, 2010
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guygered

To be shot in your own home by a white police officer while doing nothing illegal, such as sleeping or sitting on the couch eating ice cream. Most likely doing this while black. The officer will never identifying themselves as the police and will give little to no warning to put your hands up as they shoot to kill the homeowner. Officers will also work at disparaging the homeowner to justify his/her incompetence.
A cop in Fort Worth just guygered a woman while doing a welfare check.
by Please don’t shoot October 13, 2019
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Ché Guavera

The most popularized version of irony. He fought his whole life against capitalism, only to be put on a t-shirt sold at many capitalist stores.
Guy 1: Cool Ché Guavera shirt!

Guy 2: I got it at GAP.

Guy 1: Fail

Guy 2: (Laughs at the obvious fail)
by Your mom's slave master December 31, 2009
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