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gurporbs

This means "goodbye" in a different language. That language? Probably from a different universe. Origin: Autocorrect had a seizure. That's it.
Joseph: Thanks for having me around! See you some other time. Gurporbs!
Josephine: What?
by sluoush June 30, 2020
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Mercy Grope

When you allow someone nice to get a little handsy because you feel sorry for them and their limited groping opportunities.
Henry is such a nice guy and I feel bad that he doesn't get any action. I permitted the hello hug to evolve into a light Mercy Grope last night just to throw the guy a bone.
by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 13, 2009
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platonic groping

To casually touch or caress a friend whom you have no romantic interest in.
Yeah, like me and Skye are totally just friends, but that's not to say there hasn't been some platonic groping sometimes when we're drunk.
by annexxxx March 28, 2011
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purple gurp

The act of hitting the front brake handle too forcefully on a bicycle, causing the torso to slide forward and the scrotum to painfully smack the handlebar brace. After the pain subsides, the swelling and purple testicles become a reminder of this careless mistake.
Hahaha -- did you see Stanley just pull a purple gurp? Swear to god, he flew over the handlebars after smashing his sack!
by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012
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Gurping

A combination of guzzle and slurp, often used in the context of consuming cum.
Chris loves a good gurping session.
by Cum lover 69 September 7, 2020
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Gurple

A post cum butt queef spray. More accurately, a gooey spray fart after cumming in a girl's ass and pulling out. When pulling out you get sprayed with a gooey, grayish purple like substance.
She gurpled all over me after I pulled out of her ass.

Don't gurple when I pull out.
by Wordstylez October 30, 2020
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Gropenfuhrer

This tag for Arnold Schwarzenegger actually was coined by Steve Lopez, a writer for the Los Angeles Times, in a column the day after the recall election that installed Arnold as governor, in spite of his acknowledged history of breast and booty grabbing (or, as Arnold described it, "being playful"). Garry Trudeau made Lopez's term nationally famous in the "Doonesbury" cartoons. It's a pun on a German term for a group leader, "gruppenfuhrer."
Governator Gropenfuhrer
by Mark Hertzog February 8, 2004
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