2 definitions by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett
A man bouquet is what you have when you are surrounded by a group of foine, well-built, well-dressed, good-smellin', Jedi-hot, dreamy, wickedly smart, witty, talented, handy, willing to please men that all want YOU.
1. Candy looked around and suddenly realized that she had a tasty Man Bouquet at her disposal.
2. This dress is gonna attract me some serious Man Bouquet tonight.
2. This dress is gonna attract me some serious Man Bouquet tonight.
by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 2, 2009
When you allow someone nice to get a little handsy because you feel sorry for them and their limited groping opportunities.
Henry is such a nice guy and I feel bad that he doesn't get any action. I permitted the hello hug to evolve into a light Mercy Grope last night just to throw the guy a bone.
by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 12, 2009