cum gumble

The act of retracting your foreskin to catch the cum before it begins to spread.

Michael was about to cum gumble immediately when he heard his friends walk into the door.

by John Luna May 14, 2017

goolash gumblies

another word for the red "crocs."

you wear those goolash gumblies, girl!

by witn June 23, 2006

barney gumble

A smelly mess on the sole of the blogosphere's shoe

"Wipe your feet! Don't track that barney gumble in the house."

by Sideshow Bob September 9, 2003

Greasy Gumble Gamble

It is when your woman is doggy style or bent over the bed, ass in the air. You lube or Vaseline her hips and crotch, entirely. Then do the same to yourself with your choice of delight enhancing solution for your Greasy Gumble.

Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.

The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.

'thebestman' asked his woman to 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' with him. "It could be fun!", he added.

The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"

by The True Addendum July 19, 2016

Gumble

A creature that craves gloop

The gumble craved gloop

by 33smallraccoonsinatrenchcoat November 3, 2023

Gumble

a bitch who thought she ate but really threw up the whole plate

Nay: miyah tell me why this girl was showing all out for a dude that don’t want her
Amiyah: she thought gumbled huh😂😂

by Nayonit November 2, 2021

Gumbly

A Simpsons internet hoax that was originally found on 2chan and 4chan and was later popularized on Twitter and TikTok alike, making empty-headed babies saying that they remember it but in reality, it’s as real as plastic surgery.

Jack: omg I was scrolling through twitter and found Gumbly!! I remember him as a kid!

Armstrong: he was never real jack, go get a life.

by babakoosh May 12, 2022