gobshite

Irish slur for a person who loudly extols the virtues of himself and will attempt to co-erce weaker people onto his side by collosaly ridiculing them as a punishment for not doing so.

John, you're a gobshite. All your friends are little shits, and you are so fat and ugly, babies shit themselves when they see you. You will never grow beyond 5'6"

by Gumba Gumba March 7, 2004

gobshite

A person who talks a lot, but says nothing of relevance or interest to his or her audience, he or she usally talks for ages at a time, torturing all who can hear and takes great pleasure in doing so.

Tom Cruise is a gobshite of galactic proportions.

by piratsindre April 3, 2008

gobshite

A mouthy person, who freely offers their opinion whether it is solicited or not.

John might say to Tracey "Oi Tracey have I ever told you your arse is the size of Australia?"
Tracey might respond by saying "Feck off you total gobshite!"

by Zeddie June 29, 2007

gobshites

Kopites are Gobshites

As in Kopites Are Gobshites

by Iblamemedad July 27, 2006

Gobshite

Irish slang for an idiot. Also Goby, (short for Gobshite)

I dont want anything to do with him, he is such a gobshite.

Look at that goby over there.

by Billy-boy August 12, 2007

gobshite

a person who talks alot of shite

the arsenal manager is a gobshite

by sparxx September 27, 2003

gobshite tennis

Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.

"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"

by Clanvid November 26, 2006