garnagash

When your friend can’t understand an Indian accent on “card or cash”, and therefore resorts to this word in distress

Cashier: “Would you like card or cash” (Indian accent)

Friend: “NO GARNAGASH!” (Said loud and slow)

by QueefLord123 August 3, 2021

fact guaranteed

A "fact guaranteed" is an emphatic affirmation of a thing or a situation (usually positive), that is either held to be true or about to happen.

Something agreed upon.

A promise, a binding oral contract.

person 1: you going to Rock Werchter hey?
person 2: fact guaranteed man, fucking fact guaranteed!

by burkehey October 13, 2009

Guannan

A legendary chinese god who has powers like no other. Many refer to him as the paradigm of perfection and mastery.

Arnold: I'm having some family problems

David: No problem man! Just consult the almight Guannan, that's what I always do.

by princeton92 June 20, 2010

garna

Cute but very insane some girls like him but don't say

Omg such a garna

by Okgohector January 29, 2017

Korm Guarantee

The firmest assurance that certain conditions will be fulfilled; a promise that should never be doubted.

Daniel gave a Korm Guarantee that they would win, so everyone placed their bets on Arsenal to win the league.

by FletchTheGreat July 1, 2016

I guarantee it

George Zimmer's closing statement, especially after the successful use of his monolithic man meat.

Hi, I’m George Zimmer, founder and CEO of the men's wearhouse. While surreptitiously plunging my rosy-cheeked cyclopean ally into the anal cavity of a young migrant farm worker of indeterminate gender in the front row of a movie theater, the poor youth screamed for more than three minutes straight, finally coughing up a load of 100% pure Zimmer sauce and passing out. The other movie patrons, angry at the interruption of the adventures of sharkboy and lavagirl in 3-d, began pelting me with drinks, food, and phone numbers hastily written on napkins. Unfortunately, my outrageously dapper suit was ruined in the process. I nonchalantly pulled the unconscious youth off my enormous eyeball gouger and stripped nude. Then, with a bestial roar, I beat the entire audience to death--without leaving the front row. On my way out, in the custom of the Zimmer family, I gave them a burial at semen. I guarantee it.

by ms. anonymous September 10, 2008

guanajuato

has the finest woman, best tacos, best dancers, best parties , best beer, and is the best place on earth

angie is from Guanajuato.
oh i can tel cause shes fine like wine

by Everetts lady June 1, 2018