Gurping

A combination of guzzle and slurp, often used in the context of consuming cum.

Chris loves a good gurping session.

by Cum lover 69 September 7, 2020

Gaping

Something often used in anal pornography. When an object, such as a mans penis, is inserted into someone's anus, stretching it, then it being removed and the anus remaining open, meaning it's possible to see inside

See also ass cave
1) In the porn i watched, it featured an ass gape

2) Dude, i screwed my girlfriend so hard last night i made her ass gape

I PUT A DILDO IN THE BIG GAPING HOLE

by Abyss03 June 13, 2018

kylie guarino

Kylie might seem nice but when you get to know her she’s crazy. She’s flat and definitely not thicc she is thin with two n’s. She’s about 7 ft tall and she’s flatter than paper.

Wow no one can be flatter than Kylie.
Girl: wow she’s kylie guarino

by yolohandke February 6, 2018

Guacin

When someone is bitching or tripping about someone/something else.

Adriana: Susie is such a hoe! Look at her. She tries to be soo much like me!
Marcus: Man, Stop guacin her!

by M.A.B. of Dreamers Music Group November 21, 2010

Gaping Snorf

An individual who puts themselves at a higher stature than they are able to maintain.

The term originated from the Second Chance Theater sketch, "Griff Banks the Sensitive Bully" in which the Andy Samberg character reefers to himself as a gaping snorf.

"I'm not a bully, I'm just a gaping snorf!"

by Robsome February 6, 2020

Gumpins

When you follow a llama and sniff their buttholes while they eat.. A Plainfield tapers term..

WOWZERS… That guy is really doing a gumpins on that llama right now..

by Plainfield taper February 1, 2023

shrimp gulping

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009