Marchini Grope

To feel an object all over so that you do not actually "see" a Smirnoff Ice.

Mike "Yo, who opened this bag and didnt drink the Ice that was in here?"
Max "Chris did the ol' Marchini Grope so he wouldn't see the Ice, and could hide it himself."
Everyone "What a bitch!"

by Gronk88 May 16, 2017

groper

1. someone who tries to sneak sexual touching while the other person is unaware.
2. takes advantage of people who are passed out
3. a pervert
4. a man who gets tossed out of a strip club for unauthorized touching of a stripper.

Rich is such a groper, he got shit canned out of Cheetas when he grabbed Candy's teats.

by Bud E Love May 6, 2003

gropecunt

Gropecunt Lane was a street name found in English towns and cities during the Middle Ages, believed to be a reference to the prostitution centred on those areas.

You can therefore assume that 'Gropecunt' means the primary act which took place on this Lane, i.e the groping of a woman's genitalia (cunt).

Adam: "Fuck I'm bored, shall we go do something fun?"

Dave: "Yes, let's go gropecunt some chicks on Gropecunt Lane."

by ad88m November 1, 2014

Air Gropes

using all your fingers when making "air quotes". Used to indicate what you are saying should be understood in the dirtiest way possible

You should have seen the girl I met at the bar last night, she had such a nice (air gropes) personality (air gropes).

by willey1 November 21, 2010

grope

to touch another in an aggressively sexual way

he groped her uncontrollably during foreplay

by marilyn October 9, 2002

Grope the rope

To Masturbate

1. I heard Peter loves the Grope the rope

by Harry Palmer II November 1, 2008

Shoulder Grope

The act of somebody placing a hand on the opposing shoulder, and then leaving it there, as if fondling their own shoulder blade. People usually shoulder-grope themselves while discussing their accomplishments or positive traits (often with a sentence beginning "I'm pretty much the best..."), and it is therefore regarded as a narcissistic celebration of one's own awesomeness. On occasion, both hands are employed, giving the shoulder-groper the appearance of somebody hugging themselves because they have no friends.

I don't mean to brag, but *shoulder grope* I'm pretty much the best clarinet player in the whole entire school.

by RAGNAAAAAAR! June 20, 2010