Groomer

(pejorative used by Republicans)
Someone who can be blamed for children knowing things (especially the existence of the LGBTQ+ community) their parents don't want them to

Christina Pushaw: "If you're against the Anti-Grooming Bill, you are probably a groomer"

Me: "If Rod Dreher can use a broadened definition to call every gay teacher a groomer, I can use a broadened definition to call every Republican a Satanist"

Nazi Clickbait: "Oh No!!!!!!There's a drag show in the Metaverse!!! Sad. Don't let your kids see the groomers!!"

by Covered In Therapy Bees August 12, 2022

groomer

either a dog groomer or the worst kind of human beings

1. the nearest dog groomer is around 13 meters from my house

2. kill yourself groomer

by DisguisedDevil December 7, 2022

Groomer

Anyone you politically disagree with.

Right Winger: You taught a class that transgender people exist? They're automatically going to become transgendered! You groomer!

Left Winger: You dated a 17 year old when you were 19? The power dynamic is inherently rape! You groomer!

by Independencia June 21, 2023

Groomer

anyone in the democratic party in the United States of America

My teacher is a groomer, and ze spends all morning telling the class about zeir sexual exploits with zeir groomer partner.

by draco_mask June 29, 2022

Groomer

A sorry ass trying to act mental, depressed, and sad just to get views

"they keep saying ok groomer to me...groomer... hahahahahahaha I'm gro-gro-GROOMER!"

by Afellowgamer January 24, 2020

Groomer

Negative word that is used to describe snowboarders that just slide down the side of a slope and scrape the powder off. Often used by experienced skiers, this name has become very common and is now being loosely used for a "beginning snowboarder"

Get off that diamond, you damn groomer.

Look at that stupid groomer try and stand.

by freeskier31 July 3, 2008

groomer

The operator,The man, The mith, The legend, one who defines the mountain, one who hates skiers and snowboarders alike, defender of the Fletchanism, and keeper of the quarteroy. All hail the 350!!!

Whooah! Check out the headlights on that Groomer!!

by super groomer December 4, 2006