gristle

the clitoris

Bitch come here,I wanna gnaw on yo gristle.

by Anonymous November 15, 2002

gristleclit

1) a nasty older woman
2) a description of the genitals of a nasty older woman
3) a clitoris that resembles a piece of gristle

"Connie is a real frickin' gristleclit."

"Hey, gristleclit."

by MeanMachine May 15, 2007

Gristle Luck

This term is used to describe the misfortunes and bad luck that occur to a seemingly undeserving person.

"Jamie must have the worst gristle luck, you know, with his house being swept away in that freak flash flood and what not."

by EnOb December 30, 2005

gittleshit

the act of bloating yourself in front of a group of people to impress them. This can also be done through mass text messages, or online communications like facebook messages/theads/comments. And random acts of stupidity that only the person finds funny.

jared just gittleshitted the random girls he saw standing in the line for the club by asking them to suck his dick in the "VIP" where he will buy a bottle of smirfnoff for 300 dollars with 3 100 dollar bills and a remark of "do you think these will cover it". naturally, the girls declined his invitation.

by Harvey W. August 4, 2009

Go for the Gristle

when a female is performing fellatio, and after she gets the complete schlong into her mouth, she "goes for the gristle" by getting one or more testicles into her mouth.

This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.

Dude 1: You bang that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!

by Human Cartoon February 26, 2010

grettle

Verb; To push a person, generally an ugly old woman, crone, hag, witch, etc., into something hot, such as a fire, hot coals, or an oven. This phrase is an homage to Grettle the Great, who defeated the infamous witch of the candy cottage by heroically pushing her into a hot oven.

Dude, I totally grettled that bitch!

She pulled a grettle when she saved her brother by pushing the witch into the oven.

That insult wasn't a burn, it was an all out grettle.

by Hansel Jr. March 4, 2010

gristley surprise

When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.

Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter

Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.

by Trader1933 January 14, 2017