gristleclit

1) a nasty older woman
2) a description of the genitals of a nasty older woman
3) a clitoris that resembles a piece of gristle

"Connie is a real frickin' gristleclit."

"Hey, gristleclit."

by MeanMachine May 03, 2007

muscle pud

1) a female body-builder
2) a very muscular female
3) a female with very muscular thighs and, in most cases, a strangely muscular pudenda

"That frickin' muscle pud cracked his head like a coconut down there."

by MeanMachine May 03, 2007