grip

A whole lot of something.

I went to the store a bought a whole grip of forties.

by PMink September 27, 2004

The Grips

A condition in which a person experiences crippling stomach cramps, but are unable to take a shit. Will often have you wishing for sweet death and cursing yourself for having those Chili Cheese Fries for lunch. That chocolate milkshake probably didn't help matters either. Can last for several hours or in extreme cases, several days (The Raging Grips). Rest assured, when the bottom drops out though be prepared because shit is about to seriously go down (pun intended). Usually following a case of the grips is a condition called "Shotgun Disorder".

I don't know what the put in that cheeseburger but I've got a case of the grips that'll have you running for cover.

by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

Grip

Unit of measurement for long periods of time.

It took us a grip to get there.
I haven't been to this bar in a grip.

by Hot Bag April 20, 2009

Grip

To grip someone basically means to "Kill" someone in a disrespectfull manner.

Example:

Vyria member: I just gripped a malkavian

Vyria member 2: That's a easy W right there

by Jordmonsteret November 18, 2019

Gripping

Fornicating with extraterrestrials.

The process involves a human placing his or her hand, palm side out, into an aliens hand, interlocking the fingers. Once the connection has been made, the human receives the greatest form of ecstasy circulating throughout the entire body. The grip recipient usually levitates 4 - 10 inches off the ground and displays an intense glow, varying in colors. Those who grip almost always ejaculate immediately and continues to orgasm even though the human runs out of semen

PHRASES:
Get gripped!!
Guys, I think I'm going to try and grip tonight..
I'm going to hang out by the edge of the forest in hopes of getting gripped.

I'm getting wounds on my hands from gripping too often...

by NosG September 15, 2010

a grip

adjective meaning excess or large amounts of.

Fletcher had a grip a' funny money for the strip club.

by rickoshea September 24, 2003

in a grip

A word used by stupid Michigan City residents who are "gangstas"

1. In a long time

Man I haven't seen my homies in a grip, since they went to the big-house.

by K.P. Apants April 5, 2004