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I went to the store a bought a whole grip of forties.

by PMink September 28, 2004

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The Grips

A condition in which a person experiences crippling stomach cramps, but are unable to take a shit. Will often have you wishing for sweet death and cursing yourself for having those Chili Cheese Fries for lunch. That chocolate milkshake probably didn't help matters either. Can last for several hours or in extreme cases, several days (The Raging Grips). Rest assured, when the bottom drops out though be prepared because shit is about to seriously go down (pun intended). Usually following a case of the grips is a condition called "Shotgun Disorder".

I don't know what the put in that cheeseburger but I've got a case of the grips that'll have you running for cover.

by Rocky Skyline November 05, 2009

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Grip

Unit of measurement for long periods of time.

It took us a grip to get there.
I haven't been to this bar in a grip.

by Hot Bag April 20, 2009

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To grip someone basically means to "Kill" someone in a disrespectfull manner.

Example:

Vyria member: I just gripped a malkavian

Vyria member 2: That's a easy W right there

by Jordmonsteret November 18, 2019

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Gripping

Fornicating with extraterrestrials.

The process involves a human placing his or her hand, palm side out, into an aliens hand, interlocking the fingers. Once the connection has been made, the human receives the greatest form of ecstasy circulating throughout the entire body. The grip recipient usually levitates 4 - 10 inches off the ground and displays an intense glow, varying in colors. Those who grip almost always ejaculate immediately and continues to orgasm even though the human runs out of semen

PHRASES:
Get gripped!!
Guys, I think I'm going to try and grip tonight..
I'm going to hang out by the edge of the forest in hopes of getting gripped.

I'm getting wounds on my hands from gripping too often...

by NosG September 15, 2010

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