Liplocked Gridlock

When traffic is stalled at a signal because people in the first car are too busy kissing to notice that the light ahs changed.

The people in the car in front of us was kissing at a stoplight and didn't notice that the light was green which caused a Liplocked Gridlock.

by sharky79 March 23, 2010

Get GRIDLOCK'd

The act of going to, and experiencing all that comes with a Gridlock 64 show. This includes, but is not limited to, the music, singing, dancing, and drinking. In a nutshell, it is to succumb to the effects of good music, good friends, and good times.

I'm going to the Gridlock 64 show, and I'm gonna Get GRIDLOCK'd!!

by G64 Jim May 9, 2011

grimloche

An internet celebrity in the game World of Warcraft. Famous for killing among many bosses Kel'Thuzad. Often boned by super hot ladies for his awesomness.

Hot Lady 1, "Hey isn't that Grimloche?"
Hot Lady 2, "Yeah, he killed Kel'Thuzad."
Hot Lady 3, "He's so hot i'd totally bone him."
Hot Lady 1 & 2 "FOUR-WAY!"

by Brian Still April 10, 2008

gremlocks

When you jizz in a chick's hair, and it dries and becomes a nasty crusty lock of hair.

"Oh yeah Mr. I-Have-Gremlocks?"

by MrMojoRisin May 20, 2007

Grimlick

When a small Asian woman is furiously stroking the cocks of two guys, she has to be good enough to be able to pace each one so they climax at the same moment, just at the point each man is about to blow his wad she holds their cocks together so they shoot into one another.

I was so wasted last night, I went to Chinatown to get a rub-n-tug and i ended up being grimlicked instead!

by pinther July 29, 2012

Gridlock Delirium

Gridlock delirium is what happens to a person's psyche when they are stuck in traffic for 3 hours or more without movement; often causes the person to text or call people they have not talked to in many years(includes ex's), and often this leads to feelings of regret. After the anger and random texts(calls) have ceased, the person will probably begin to become hungry and/or horny and wish to fulfill their desire with the person behind or in front of them in traffic; once again leading to more regret.

A friend was stuck in traffic so long he started experiencing Gridlock Delirium; he became so bored he started reading his car manual, calling ex's he hadnt talked to in 3 years and eventually scheduling a lunch date with one. The driver in front of him started to seem oddly cute until saw him pour a yellow substance from a coke bottle out of his window.

by Flossy and Flora Faucet July 10, 2010

Gridlock'd

Being hooked on Marijuana, or other harder drugs.

"Me and Matt are Gridlock'd, we'll be smoking til' we die."

by nich March 17, 2004