tip gripper

to grip the tip of one's penis between two fingers

man those two kids are some serious tip grippers.

by P-Scrilla February 16, 2009

personal pretzel pistol gripper

This move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran masterbaters....first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best cock beater reach around your ass and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own asshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )

Standard masterbation was not getting me off like befor so I decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the "personal pretzel pistol gripper" to create new and unusual sensations

by dirty-1 July 3, 2011

grapple fuck

Mixed martial arts nuthugger reference to a submission victory performed by their idol meant to inflate the importance of said victory, and emasculate the hero of another fan, fanboy, or nuthugger.

Brock Lesnar will grapple fuck Cain Valasquez in the first 30 seconds.

by ystava November 16, 2010

grippin the goblin

To furiously beat your penis off.

Michael: Hey wanna play basketball chanhlor?
Chanhlor: Nah man im too busy grippin the goblin

by GoblinGripper April 29, 2016

crystal gripper

brain washed hippies who believe different types of crystals, usually high in cost, can fix different problems in life.

see also; coping mechanism

I spent $100 on a rock today so I can post blurry photos on Instagram to show how much of a crystal gripper I am.

by Rev. Kins March 7, 2014

Parry Gripp

An epic internet singer. He is known for singing funny songs. His most popular song is "Do You Like Waffles?" Some other popular songs he wrote are "Space Unicorn" "Neon Pegasus" "This Is The Best Burrito I've Ever Eaten" and "Raining Tacos"

I've been listening to Parry Gripp all day

by Super Ultra Mega September 1, 2014

Greppeltje Graaien

Frysian word for fingering

We went to the Weaze the other day but that Ho was charging 50 bucks for some basic Greppeltje Graaien

by The_Jay May 4, 2010