Granger

The White Knight of men that stop at nothing to promote SJW culture through bad jokes and satire, but they really are just shittalkers that just want to get laid more than anything

Granger: Rape jokes are not okay, anyway, white people are so stupid haha- wanna fuck?
Girl: I already have a boyfriend
Granger: I dont care- _koochie_
Regular Human Being: That fake af dude is definatly a Granger

by IIIlllIII May 09, 2019

granger

A man who is devote of all manly features. Who plays homosexual videogames when not sitting on his ass getting credit for things he didnt do. Most often found in the military, and no longer has his Man Cherry

"Did you see that guy? he is just sitting there playing that gay game... he is a total Granger"

by SPAD WARRIOR June 11, 2009

Hermione Granger

The cleverest witch at Hogwarts. While she can sometimes be a know-it-all, she has a large heart and is intensely loyal to her friends. Wife to Ron, Mother to Rose and Hugo, Admired by all.

How I wish I could be Hermione Granger.

by Hermione At Heart October 27, 2009

Hermoane Granger

Having sex with your girlfriend while she is trying to study.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Hermoane Granger last night.

by Lil_Bird414 April 30, 2021

Hermione Granger

The Brightest Witch of her age.

''My friend Hermione Granger is a muggle born, and she's the best in out year.''

by HalfBloodWeasley October 27, 2011

Hermione Granger

The strong, feminist lead in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. Although sometimes seen as bookish, nagging or standoffish, she is also startlingly intelligent, instinctively brave and loyal and also the focus of much of the humour in Rowling’s later installments. The young Miss Granger does suffer for her intelligence, being labelled an “insufferable know-it-all” by her own teacher (evil Snape *hiss*)...

all credit to Wendy Boswell's ''Why We Like Hermione Granger: An Essay''

(Romilda Vane and Harry are staring at each other across the library)
Hermione Granger: (snaps her fingers) Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.
Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One.
(Hermione smacks him on the head with the newspaper)
Harry Potter: Sorry... kidding!

by riotgirl678 November 30, 2009

Granger Zone

Nickname for NBA great Danny Granger. Also can be used to describe the area around him on the court. Congrats on the All Star team Granger!!!!!

1)
Fan: Good game Granger Zone
Danny Granger: Thanks fan

2)

Announcer: Oh my did you that steal by Danny, that is why you do not go into the Granger Zone.

by Jonny Iosim February 23, 2009