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The only person in the family that knows how to cook.
Person A: Mmmm! This food tastes good!
Person B: Yea, I bet a grandma made it.
by Frank F. September 3, 2006
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Mastermind behind the Furious Five. Pioneer of the 'Quick Mix' and 'Clock' theories, and author of the first Hip Hop single to utilize both samples and scratching, called 'Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel'. A god among the likes of Kool Herc and Afrika Bambaataa.
All turntablists today have in some way been influenced by the incredible Grandmaster Flash.
by Marxist April 11, 2004
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An expression used to hint that a certain idea is obsolete and anyone in their right mind would retire it immediately.
Person 1: I heard all gays are pedophiles too.
Person 2: I don't think anyone's believed that since the 60's.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah. I think grandma's gone to bed on that one.
by helyllefilten July 14, 2016
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Granddaddy Dong

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A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.
Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
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grandma

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The person who gives you $100 each christmas or birthday.
Me: Hey grandma what you get me for Christmas?
Grandma: $100 spend it or save for college my sweet child.
by 3aergthyesbg November 29, 2019
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grandma's boy

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one of the funniest movies i've ever seen. a must see film, with its ridiculous drug, sex, and party scenes. produced by Adam Sandler, features cameos from Rob Schneider and David Spade.
quotes from grandma's boy:

Jeff: I can't believe you came on my mom!

Grace: I gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
Grace: Not after I got through with him.

Grace: How old are you now?
Alex: 36.
Grace: Do you have a girlfriend?
Alex: No.
Grace: My grandson's gay too. I'll give you his number.
by KRHimself May 12, 2006
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A phrase that describes the phenomenon of an older woman gettin’ down to some danceable hit that clearly has her bringing out all her old dance floor moves.
Yeah baby, get ‘ur grandma groove on and burn this muthafuckin’ house down!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
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