Sugar Gramps

When Ladies get too old to get a Sugar Daddy they need to get a SUGAR GRAMPS - preferably one that has one foot in the grave

"wow, Barb just turned 40 and is now single... she needs to get herself a rich SUGAR GRAMPS"

by babzilla August 20, 2011

Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018

Ur gramps made a lamps

if you hear this make sure your gramps still human K?

Oh Tyler your mum big gey Well Your Gramps made a lamps

by ohwhyareyouheretoday May 11, 2018

Your gramps damps

Worst insult ever. Worse than your mom gay lol, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny.

Kid 1: Your granny tranny.
Kid 2: Your gramps damps.
Kid 1: Dies.

by Mr. 2-inch killa May 20, 2018

Pedo Gramps

A creepy older man, typically balding and/or with white hair, who looks like they most definitely diddle kids.

For a prime example, search "Judge Engoron"

See that Pedo Gramps lookin guy over there? Don't let the kids near him.

by Mynoduep October 27, 2023

Daddy gramps

When you are officially older than dirt, but look damn good (not really) riding a scooter around to get to your next gaming session covered in all sorts of geckos.

Chris is really embracing the daddy gramps lifestyle with his new tramp stamp and scooter. He's so old when he Jack's off he shoots powder

by Scmtb831 April 7, 2024

Grampa

He's a loving old man that was strict raising his kids, but spoils his grandkids. He really is a softie if you give him a hug. He wears flannel shirts and cowboy boots, and you always find him with a hat on his head. His best friend is his dog. They go everywhere together. He only drinks cherry kool-aid and beer and his favorite meal is a cold can of Van Camp's Baked Beans. The volume on his TV is way too loud and he mutes the commercials. He's the smartest man in the world, with a 10th grade education, and he knows the answer to everything. He goes to bed early and reads intellegant books that he passes on to you. He's passionate and generous. You can always count on Grampa.

Grampa: "Those Bush's baked beans arent very good you know!"

Mom to child: "Hey get your Grampa a beer."

Grandkid: "I love my Grampa!"

by sm1l3s October 15, 2008